Monday, May 31, 2010

Your Last Chance!

TODAY IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO ENTER THE DATING DISASTER CONTEST AND WIN A $500 GIFT CERTIFICATE TO VICTORIA'S SECRET!




Also, if you're in the Dallas area, check me out on Tuesday on Good Day, Dallas on Fox sometime between 8:15am and 9:00am. I'll give a shout-out to every single one of you...and then I'll vow to stop using the term "shout-outs."

Friday, May 28, 2010

"She's Crazy He's a Liar" Spotted on a Hollywood Set!

That's right folks, "She's Crazy, He's a Liar" has hit the big time. A friend was working on the set for a TV show when she spotted someone reading the book and so of course, she snagged a picture. I know it looks photo-shopped (not unlike the new posters for the "Sex and the City 2" movie), but I assure you, this is the real deal. My book gets to enjoy that acting career I always wanted! (Hope it loves the Craft Service table!)



The Dating Disaster Contest ends Monday! You do not want to miss your chance to win a $500 shopping spree from Victoria's Secret. Turn those tears into garter belts, people. NOW.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Take a Picture, Why Dont'cha...?

With all of this traveling for the book-tour lately, I've made a few observations. I wish I'd bothered to write them down, as I might have come up with some interesting anecdotes, but the only thing I seem to remember from my travels (for now) is this and I'm going to pose it in the form of a question: Why do men in airports just sit and stare at hot women, as though the hot women can't see them? It doesn't matter if you're in Miami, Philly or Sacramento…it's just "hot chick walks by….weird guy turns around and stares at her until she's out of his sightline." I literally saw this thousands…nay, millions…of times. I'm not trying to have one of those hacky "Am I right, ladies?" kind of moments, but really…I'm right, right?

I first noticed it while I was on one of those moving escalator thingies. A woman walked by going the opposite direction and I remember it well, because she was wearing a really short skirt and tall stiletto heels, while carrying coffee that literally had steam coming out of it. I'm always jealous of women who look "all together" even on a travel-day, because I've never been that woman. I like my coffee to be as much like a milkshake as possible and I like my heels to be as flat as possible, preferably with the words "Sketchers" written on them. And the attention to detail with make-up is just mind-blowing to me. If I've had to get up early to catch a flight, I'm lucky if I don't have a Cheerio stuck in my hair and I can guarantee I will have some kind of toothpaste stain on my shirt or jeans.

Anyway, so this woman with her "adult" coffee and her "adult" heels walks by and the guy in front of me stops, turns around and stares at her for what feels like hours. So I of course, having kept walking, bump into the man and he seems annoyed that I've temporarily blocked his vision of the woman. As if by staring at her, he's somehow telepathically communicating that she's his soul mate or some other nonsense. Like she's gonna just stop, put her carry-on luggage down and say, "I noticed you were eerily looking at me. Do you wanna…I don't know…maybe have sex in the airport lounge?"

Okay, I get that sometimes people just want to look at pretty, shiny objects. And I also get that some women wear ultra short skirts and bright red lipstick because they want to be stared at. Kind of a win-win, except when sleepy, grumpy, unkempt Cecily is walking behind the "stare-er" in the airport, then it's a win-win-lose.

Now, I'm gonna try to remember some other thoughts from my two months on the road and in the meantime, don't forget to enter our Dating Disaster Contest. And if you'd like to share anything personal with me or just say "hi", feel free to email me at shescrazyhesaliar@gmail.com

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

We're Starting Them Young

Here's a young girl smartly reading She's Crazy, He's a Liar to learn way ahead of time what not to do when she's ready to date!



Would love to hear from you or see a picture of you reading "She's Crazy, He's a Liar." Feel free to email me at Shescrazyhesaliar@gmail.com

Monday, May 17, 2010

Phoenix Rising...

Ya know, I thought with all of the heat (both literally and politically) I'd find Phoenix challenging. But, I have to say the people I met there were downright excellent. Made friends with a few very interesting (and supportive!) cab-drivers and had a wonderful time on both morning shows on which I appeared. Really good group of people which is a reminder that just because we don't agree with something a state's governor decides, doesn't mean the people who live there aren't warm, smart and good-hearted. Their governor, however…I'm not so sure.

Here's a link to Good Morning, Arizona, one of the shows I was on. (The other link is coming soon.)

And don't forget, turn your Dating Disaster stories into cash! That's right, if you enter our Dating Disaster contest on the site, you can win a $500 dollar shopping spree to Victoria's Secret. The contest ends May 31st, so GET ON IT!

Friday, May 14, 2010

Now She's Crazy In Denver!

On a fast trip to Phoenix, Denver and Vegas to promote "She's Crazy, He's a Liar"! Stories are coming soon, but so far, I've left my phone charger in Florida, my phone in Chicago and five dollars on the penny-slots in Vegas.

Here's a link to one of the morning shows I did in Denver on Channel 2, The Deuce. Yep! I have plenty more to come.

Don't forget to enter our Dating Disaster Contest contest at shescrazyhesaliar.com. You can win a fabulous $500 shopping spree to Victoria's Secret. DO IT!

Monday, May 10, 2010

ON THE ROAD AGAIN…

Off to Phoenix, Denver and Vegas this week to talk about "She's Crazy, He's a Liar" on some fun TV shows. If you're in the Phoenix area on Tuesday (May 11th) please check out "Good Morning Arizona" on the CW at around 9:15am! And on Wednesday, I'll be on "Your Life-AZ" on the CW at 10:45am.

Now, if you're in Denver this Wednesday morning, I'll be on "Daybreak" on Fox at 7:35am, "Good Day Colorado" on Fox at 7:45am and The "Everyday Show" on the CW at 10:00am.

Wait…there's more! If you're lucky enough to be in Vegas on Thursday, feel free to check out Channel 5 at around 4:15pm.

How can I be in all of these places at once? It's magic, people. Pure and simple.

I'd love to hear from you, especially as our Dating Disaster Contest nears. Feel free to email me at Shescrazyhesaliar@gmail.com. It would make me very happy.

Friday, May 7, 2010

AND THE "CRAZY" TOUR CONTINUES...

As I knew I would, I had a magnificent time in Chicago! Have some stories coming up on Monday (and some more clips) but until then, here's a link to my appearance on WGN TV in Chicago on Wednesday:


www.wgntv.com

Would love to hear from y'all! Please email me thoughts, feelings, questions, feelings about your questions, etc to: Shescrazyhesaliar@gmail.com

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

CHEEEEEECAWGO!

I'm in one of my favorite cities this Wednesday morning and it's not just my favorite because I love the musical so much. (Although it should be noted that I'm somehow typing this with "Jazz Hands.") I'll be on WGNTV at 8:40am and WCIU's "You & Me This Morning" at 10:15am and would love it…if you're so inclined…if you tuned it!

Also, just thinking ahead, I'll be on in Minneapolis on Thursday, May 6th on Fox 9 Morning News at 9:30am and I promise to be sassy. And possibly to show off my Jazz hands, even though I'll no longer be in Chicago.

Clips to come! Please shoot me an email with questions or comments! Shescrazyhesaliar@gmail.com

Monday, May 3, 2010

TV In the Land of the Governator

Here are some clips from the TV shows I did in Sacramento on Fox (Fox 40) and ABC (Sacramento and Company). Had a great time on both shows and although I didn't see Governor Schwarzenegger while up there, my mission continues: helping relationships, one crazy person at a time! (By the way, speaking of Arnold, I think I'm gonna start my own catch-phrase which will be: "I'll be Back…unless you don't want me to come back and then I'll just do some drunk-dialing and drive-bys." Doesn't have quite the same ring to it, but let's see if we can get it to stick.)

Feel free to email me with questions or comments about craziness. I'm here to help!